I never wanted to be a writer. My childhood dream was to play centerfield for the New York Yankees. Iím still waiting for the call, but in the meantime Iíve got something to keep me busy.
Being a writer is like filling balloons of paint and dropping them from tall buildings. Dribs and drabs, blotches and swatches. Connect the dots - or not. Anything can happen.
To me itís like doing the hokey-pokey: stuff goes in, stuff goes out, then I shake it all about. I toss in a few characters, plop in a problem, chop up some action, sprinkle with a kiss, a hiss; a hug, a bug, until mmm....it tastes just right. Itís as mysterious as cracking open a safe; I donít know what Iíll find, but Iím going in. I roll up my sleeves and get to work. Then I never give up.
The pitcher, Bob Feller, said, ďYou canít teach someone how to throw a fastball. Itís like trying to teach someone how to grow hair on a bald head.Ē I donít care about structure or grammar or endings or beginnings; I spit the rules out like chewing tobacco and just step up to the plate. The author, John Updike, complains that in golf ďthereís nothing between you and the hole but what youíve managed to put there.Ē I donít worry if people will like my stories. If someone asks me if Iím famous and if she should know me, I always say ďyes.Ē Forget the sand traps and ponds, the doubts, the pouts. I take a deep breath and relax, then whack! My ballís on the green.
But how do you do it, people ask. Where do you get your ideas?
When I was in kindergarten, the art teacher wouldnít hang up my picture. She said the apples on my tree couldnít be pink. ďTheyíre not apples,Ē I said. ďThe treeís wearing nail polish.Ē Mrs. B. smelled like moth balls and when she snarled her face creased like an accordion. I heard she slept in a closet, hanging upside down like a bat. Her teeth were chipped, as if brushed with a screwdriver and she left out the all vowels when she spoke. ďStppp! Whtt yrr dng?Ē she grunted, squeezing my wrist until I dropped the paint brush. But I stared right back, hoping my eyeballs would pop out and bop her in the face. I didnít like her, not one bit. So I -
Between you and me, none of this happened...I donít write about myself or people I know. Itís more fun to make everything up. The best thing about writing, besides being able to work in my pajamas, is that I get to be the boss. I can turn a character into an ice cream cone, make volcanoes erupt chocolate syrup, create a new language called Froglish. If what I want lies buried, I dig until I find it. Then like a puppy shaking herself out from the rain, the words slip/slide across the page; backwards, upside down and blurry, until I set them straight. Thatís how I write. I just do it.
I write childrenís books and adult fiction for magazines and anthologies that sell all over the world.
My work has been published in Glimmer Train,StoryQuarterly,Fiction Magazine, Iowa Review, Idaho Review, Alaska Quarterly,Greensboro Review, Quarterly West,Chattahoochee Review,The Sun, New York Stories,Mid-America Review, North Dakota Quarterly,Confrontation, American Voice,Hawaii Review, Prism International,Saint Anne's Review,Literal Latte,Portland Review,Madison Review,Kalliope,Belletrist Review,The American Way American Airlines,Carribean Review,East Hampton Star, Vincent Brothers Review, Rosebud Magazine,Snake Nation Press,Widener Review,Kit Kat Review,Citizens in America,Arizona Carefree Enterprise,New Frontiers,Buffalo Spree,Puerto del Sol, Washington Square Review,Pulphouse Fiction, New Frontiers,Widener Review,Troika, Americas,Blue Mesa Review,Passionfruit,Nightlife Magazine,Sundry Magazine, Citizens in America, Child Life,Ladybug, Cicada
..... and in the anthologies Peculiar Pilgrims: Stories From The Left Hand of God,If I Had My Life To Live Over, Women At Our Core,Not What I Expected, Just Between Us, Time Of Our Lives, Lovers,Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, Gifts Of Our Fathers,Our Mothers-Our Selves, An Intricate Weave,Grandmother Earth, Global City Reivew, Traffic Life, Silver Boomers Anthology,Hunger and Thirst Anthology, Families:The Front Line of Pluralism, Winterhawk Zeus,Main Street Rag, Bullying Beyond The School Yard ... to name just a few.
Iíve won the Writerís Digest Magazine Competition for best literary short story three times.
I also teach writing at Hofstra University. I've worked with adults and teenagers in Hofstra's Summer Master Writing Program in the areas of juvenile, adolescent and adult fiction.
Iíve written 21 childrenís books, with more on the way.
They've been translated into Spanish, Japanese, Chinese and Italian.
Some are part of reading programs and classroom curriculum.
Others are used by social workers and mental health professionals.
My books make you laugh and think a bit. Theyíre all fun to read!
When I write for children, I pretend Iím a child. When I write for adults, Iím still a child; I just have bigger parts.
Keep scrolling down and you'll see pictures of me and my dog. Zoe is the only one who can enter my office without permission. She sits under the desk and edits my stories. If she likes them, she licks my toes. If she doesnít, she snores. When she drops her leash on my lap, itís time to take a hike.
Read my books and tell me what YOU think at email@example.com.. If I donít get back to you, Zoe will, as soon as her nails dry. Sheís learning how to type.
Look for these upcoming titles:
"Thomas The Toadilly Terrible Bully" (Eerdmans Books For Young Readers)
"Papa Gave Me A Stick" (Starlight Books)
"Diva Duck" - a four book series (ABDO Publishing)
Here's a few published stories:
www.saintannesreview.com look for "Sideshow"
www.passionfruit.com/fruition.html look for"Fruition"
www.moxiemag.com "Bag This"
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